My Dog & I Talk Shit About You Candle
My Dog & I Talk Shit About You Candle

My Dog & I Talk Shit About You Candle

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My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Infused with "Profile Stalking" Scent: Blueberry Cobbler

There is nothing better than cuddling up with Fido on the couch and feeling inferior to everyone's perfect Social Media life. But hey...at least my dog doesn't judge me while I'm eating a pizza and feeling bad about myself. 

Blueberry Cobbler: Freshly harvested blueberries are folded in between warm fresh baked dough.  The ultimate summer indulgence topped off with vanilla whipped cream.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand-poured
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead-Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours