I Run Entirely On Coffee and Inappropriate Thoughts Candle

I Run Entirely On Coffee and Inappropriate Thoughts Candle

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I Run Entirely On Coffee & Inappropriate Thoughts - Infused with "Fuck Off, You Fucking Fuck!" Scent: Espresso Yo' Self (Coffee & Whipped Cream)

Pour a steaming hot mug of 'fuck off' and get the day started.

Espresso Yo’ Self: The best part of waking up is warm roasted Colombian coffee beans. Dark espresso with hints of buttery caramel and vanilla whipped cream create a balanced blend that will have your coffee cup on defense.

Our Malicious Candles:

  • 100% Natural Soy (Grown and Manufactured in the U.S.)
  • Hand-poured by the Malicious Women in Snohomish, WA
  • The Finest Custom Blended Fragrances
  • Braided Cotton with Paper Core Wick (Zinc & Lead-Free)
  • No Additives (UV Inhibitors/ binders/ stabilizers or artificial colors)
  • Easy to read, light and water-resistant labels
  • 9 oz. Reusable Apothecary (3.75" High X 2.75 DIA) Jar with Strong Metal Lid.
  • Burn Time: Approximately 40 - 50 hours

Malicious Women Candle Co. handcrafted soy candles are natural and burn cleaner than traditional paraffin candles. The scented, creamy soy wax is hand-poured into a vintage apothecary style recyclable jar. After approximately 45 hours of burn time or when the candle wax burns down to 1/4" from the bottom of the jar, simply melt the remaining soy wax in very hot water and wipe clean.